

Retro Review - Powermaster Optimus Prime
Over the holidays, I got to spend some time in my childhood home, which meant visiting with my childhood G1 collection. I figured it...


Burn, Baby, Etc. - Masterpiece Inferno
Is Inferno a B-lister? I've been trying to figure that out ever since this toy was first announced. Did I need an MP Inferno? I remember...


Economy Unleaded - Titans Return Octone
Is there a character in all of Transformers lore with more untapped potential than Octane? He had a starring-but-nonsensical role in some...


Killing It Softly - MMC Kultur
For a certain kind of collector, there's no better catnip than the comic-book-only character. Me. The kind of collector is me. I swooned...


Diving Shallow: Titans Return Seaspray
If there's one thing I love, it's my wife. But if there's two things I love... well that would be the cat and the wife. But luckily there...


Face-Turn: MMC Tyrantron
The minute I saw the spoiled cover of Megatron with an Autobot logo on his chest, I thought what a lot of people probably thought: OMG, I...


Paint It Purplish: MMC Calidus, Asterisk Mode
I'm gonna be honest: I'm still not entirely sure why Rodimus has adopted an emo color scheme for Lost Light, the soft reboot of James...
How I Rank Robots
Mission Statement Ranking Robots is a blog dedicated to critically evaluating Transformer toys that mostly no one cares about. By which I...